windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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