i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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