weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Come see our sink grown plant.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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