She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He shit in the fireplace
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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