So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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