after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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