Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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