So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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