I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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