Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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