ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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