So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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