wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
The police scanner is talking about you again....
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Randomize
