i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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