NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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