i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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