I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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