What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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