i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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