I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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