i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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