You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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