Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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