We need to rekindle our bromance
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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