The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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