I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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