I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
pray to the hookup gods
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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