Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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