So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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