whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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