Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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