she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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