Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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