Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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