Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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