im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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