you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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