Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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