He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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