operation have a gay friend backfired
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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