im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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