So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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