Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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