we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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