I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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