We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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