There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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