I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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