He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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