He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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