Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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