I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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