I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So much rum. So many feels.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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