She said her name was "party"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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