ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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