will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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