That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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