Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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