she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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