youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Still dying that you shit outside
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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